Is this too much to wish for? Santa Claus is real, right?
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DEAR SANTA,
I HAVE BEEN A _VERY_ GOOD BOY….
WOW — where were these stockpiled?
Emphasis on PILED!
If Santa dropped off one of those to me in the UK I would be spending the next 10 Christmas holidays in Parkhurst at her Majesty’s pleasure.
WOW!! me want.
I think I need to get a much bigger Christmas stocking.
Wow!!!
Adding air cooled barrel jackets on Maxim would be even better..
I thought Santa’s sleigh was propelled by reindeer, not recoil.
What, you never noticed that big honking toggle bolt, and the recoil accelerator on the sleigh’s prow? Open your eyes, man!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, someone IMPORT THESE!
Geez, Ian. How big are your socks?
Thanks for sharing!
When I first saw this article, I immediately did the “Deadman Test”. Took my pulse — result = no pulse ; measured respiration — result = 0 ; examined pupils — result = fully dilated.
Conclusion : I had died and gone to heaven.
panagitsa mou
I’m about a size 14 wide. I should be able to fit about 4 or 5 in my socks no problem!lol
Sweet mother of the Maxim gods….Please give Santa the exact coordinates to my house so that he can drop these off!
HO, HO, HO!
I guess that’s Maxims, maximized.
Who said hoarding was bad?